24 May 2022
Strangely enough, Glasgow was the first place in Britain we found a decent coffee. Something to celebrate. It seems they were across the idea of a long black so we didn’t have to have one of those ridiculous Americanos or muck around adding water to an espresso. However, the bacon and egg rolls, containing bacon ✅ and scrambled eggs ❌ were disappointing. I guess we can’t have everything.
My boys, let’s face it, are decent people. And they were keen for me (and them) to go to see one of the distilleries at which scotch whisky is made. Dan booked tickets to a tour of the Glengoyne distillery on the southern edge of the highlands. But more of this later.
Hampden Park |
Robert Harvey and the boys at Hampden Two, Cathkin Park. Note the terracing and crush bars |
The site of Hampden One. "The spiritual home of world football" (Ged O'Brien) |
It's a pity we didn't have time to visit Lesser Hampden, built on the old Clincart Farm adjacent to Hampden Three where recently, the original farmhouse-cum-pavilion was demolished -- a shame for all of those who care about football history (see Ged O'Brien's comments on the matter). Robert returned us to the Merc and after my effusive expressions of gratitude for his brilliant generosity it was time to learn how whisky was made.
AU$2 million worth of whisky in these barrels |
In the end we did a tasting and were given some useful drinking information. First rule: never put ice into single Malt whisky. Second rule: if you want water only use a smidgen. So I’ve been right all along.
The boys were keen to see some of the lochs after the distillery. Dan set a course for Loch Lomond which wasn’t all that far away. We parked the car and wandered down to the water for a few photos. Looking the other way was a fairly high mountain/hill and I wonder if that was Ben Lomond. Anyway, I took some photos and here they are.
Balloch's finest |
But the true holy grail of our journey was not far away. Driving alongside Loch Lomond we came to the small town of Balloch and we noticed a fish and chip shop. Might we find there an example of the mysterious deep fried Mars bar? We went inside and indeed we did. Each of us ordered a deep fried Mars bar lathered with raspberry sauce. That’s one thing we don’t ever have to do again. The women serving is recognised that we were Australians and had a laugh about that. I wonder if Australians seeking deep fried Mars bars is something of a repeated occurrence for them.
Back to Glasgow, where we had organised to meet up with an Australian, Dwayne Mulroy in a pub about 2 miles from where we were staying. In order to reinforce my silly-old-man status I organised an Uber but accidentally sent us on the way to Celtic Park. Once we realised that we were going the wrong way we pulled up and got out of the Uber and had to wait for another one. The boys were in hysterics and I was just about losing my temper. I calmed down and we got in the next Uber that took us to meet Dwayne.
Dwayne’s a Melbourne victory supporter who works for a Scottish Premier League club. We had an awesome night with him and, much to my pleasure, my sons really enjoyed his company. Dwayne was full of interesting facts and analysis. One of his beliefs is that Scottish football (if not football in general) would benefit from a salary cap. The Rangers/Celtic oligarchy will not wither without it. At least that’s my gloss on Dwayne’s position.
He very generously gave me a copy of Jeff Webb’s Scotland's lost clubs as a parting gift. I really hope our paths cross again.
By the time we left the pub, hunger pains had re-emerged and when the cab dropped us off we found a late night kebab-ish shop. As if to outdo the health benefits received from the deep fried Mars bars, we ordered a bunch of deep fried things served in a pizza box. We ate with a relish we will be paying for for a good while yet.
We got to bed. I snored. So it goes.
For more information on the three Hampdens the Hampden Collection and Ged O'Brien's site are great starts.
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